Ponderlings

Ponderlings are those random thoughts that pop into our brains like cosmic partials from space.

Is it a violation of the pork prohibition for Muslims to get the swine flu?

We've had the bird flu scare and the swine flu scare. Next year are we getting the "when pigs fly" flu scare?

Supreme Court justices must have those special glasses for reading the Constitution like in that "National Treasure" movie.

The government health care bill is so big one of the amendments was to give it its own zip code.

The first phone call was, "Mr. Watson--come here--I want to see you." A typical imperialist, capitalist swine ordering around the working class.

You'd think an army doctor ending his memos with "Death to American" would have been a hint.

Maybe the Army should point out "be all you can be" wasn't meant to include terrorist.

In the TV series "V," the lizard people got into all kinds of security jobs years ago. Does that mean it's Bush's fault?

Some times I think about hacking into the company's phone conference system to replace the on-hold music with the drum solo from Iron Butterfly's "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

The world is should to end in 2012 because that's when the Mayan calender ends. According to the calender hanging on my wall, the world will end December 31, 2009.

Thanks to the movie "2012," we won't have to worry about global warming or Obama's second term.

"There are no radicals in the White House. They are progressives."

I hate taking polls. I always get the answers wrong.