Washington Weather Service: Early morning frogs with scattered lice in the afternoon.
In the Market News, lamb's blood futures soar.Soul futures hit new low as politicians souls flood market. Satan Inc. up 10%. God stocks continue decline.
Capital Hill gossip has Democrats stocking up on lightning rods. Unconfirmed reports continue to come in of someone calling himself Mosses trying to get into the White House.
Our feudal barons have given us a health care plan that would be the envy of any medieval fiefdom. A brand new government program bought on the lay-a-way program. Four years of taxes, penalties and new regulation costs to create a new crop of victims for Medicare while the Holy Grail of Health Care lurks as a mirage on the horizon.
Cheer up we still have a "cap and trade" bill to save out vegetable-substitute bacon. Think of all the jobs a green economy will produce. Green the color of gangrene. Frostbite the consequence of a frozen and energy starved economy.
And Nancy has done this all in the name of Democracy that form of government from the wrong side of the tracks your Founding Father warned you against.
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