Desperate House Wives Crash Obama Snob-arama

White House says uninvited dinner couple met Obama

My unbounded disgust for this story spans space and time. This story is only of interest to a smug self-righteous media and the brain-dead slugs waiting for American Idol to spontaneously appear on their TV screens.

Two publicity seeking snobs crash a party of elitist snobs. That is the total sum of this stupid story. The ability of an air-headed reporter with a bad toupee to utter the words "what if" is at best a boring, self-indulgent editorial or at worst a form of mental masturbation that should come with an intellectual X rating. V-chips nationwide should resign in shame for not blocking this tripe.

What if the couple showed up in a tank? What if Blondie's dress was made of anthrax and Dagwood's tie was c4. What if a 16 ton weight flew from the sky and crushed everyone? Any bleeding fool can ask "what if" infinitum until the end of days but its sheer quantity gives it neither intellectual value or interest.

The Secret Service agent correctly determined the two people were snobs. The world wasn't going to stop spinning on its axis if that stupid party of snobs had two extra snobs. His career might come to a grinding halt if he left the wrong pair of snobs standing in mud, cooling their heels in the rain whether invited or not.

What if the couple has sticks of dynamite up their bums? Then they would be bloody terrorists and the Secret Service agent would have shot them. The only weapon snobs have a wit so dull it bores people to death.

How could the Secret Service agent know they weren't terrorists? The same way I know "what if" people are not toasters. Toasters are the shiny, smart ones. The "what if" people are so self-centered in their stupidity, they can't understand there are intelligent, well-trained people in this world who know how to do their jobs.

What if she was hiding a suicide explosives vest under her skin tight dress? Stupid people never give it a rest. They want to worry us with dangerous "ifs" that are less likely than a rogue planet crashing into the Earth tomorrow and knocking us into the Sun. "What if" people think one of my guns is going to jump up, load itself and blow my brains out. The What Ifers want to protect us from microwaving plastic, power lines, cell phones, movie popcorn, Chinese food and salt.

The most evil What Ifers of all are the Global Warmed Leftovers. They are the same assholes who predicted an ice age in the '70s. All they have done is turn their charts upside down and changed the label on their snake oil. These useless pukes want nothing more than to separate the suckers from their money. These slugs are so sleazy the politicians have climbed into bed with them for a piece of the scheme. The stupid swine are going to destroy the world's economy to fill their pockets with money that will have become worthless. Without an economy somewhere to back up the money it is nothing but numbers in a computer file.

Drive the hybrids, cap the oil wells, next stop is the depths of Hell,

The Web Walker
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